🦴Good Boi🦴 @muttmusk@puppy.place

I'm very sorry sir, your wayward son will have to travel in the hold on this flight

ummm so i like hiking and i love dogs and my favorite show is the office!! looking for my Jim haha.... wine and harry potter date? im a hufflepuff looking for a slytherin lol! link me your favorite buzzfeed article!

"Warm Feet" are a lie told by sock manufacturers to sell more ineffective socks

My commissions are open!! These are currently my only source of income, as I can't get a job right now with Covid because I have a lung disease.

My current turn-around is about 3 weeks, i do both NSFW and SFW (NSFW examples in thread)

Examples and prices here:
https://trello.com/b/mwBKJWDb/milkteass-queue

DM me here or on telegram if interested!!

A reminder that we have a Patreon to support Yiff.Life operation and development! It does cost money to run this server and my only goal is to get close to breaking even on server costs at this time.

https://www.patreon.com/yifflife

well my mums a woman and my dads a man so of course im non binary. thats just genetics.

biological sex is when you fuck in a petri dish

evolution: *spent millions and millions of years slowly adapting so humans can give live birth*

horny fuckers: "i wanna go back to laying eggs"

it's snow walk time!!

The view outside my window this morning!

NSFW examples for commissions!!

I do not charge extra for NSFW unless its something complicated or an incredibly specific/niche kink!!

Ever heard of this show called South Park? It's a cartoon about a bunch of kids, but get this: the kids in this actually swear sometimes. Wildest thing I've seen in a long time.